A man sees a long time friend after a few years of not hearing from him. He asks how he's been, and the other guy say's that he's been o.k. but rather shaken by his father's death. The first man says how sorry he is and says "I hope it wasn't too hard. How did it happen?"
"Well he [my father] was cooking dinner when the stove exploded and set him on fire."
"Oh my God! How awful."
"Oh no, it's o.k. he didn't die. His neighbour heard him shouting and came to try and help him put himself off fire."
"Well that's a relief"
"Not entirely no. He accidently pushed him out of the balcony"
"Oh my God, I'm sorry sorry. What an awful way to go."
"Don't be. He didn't die thank God. He feel into the buildings swimming pool"
"Oh, I guess your right, he must have not fealt too much pain."
"Oh but he did! He hit his head and got a concusion."
"How awful. At least it was quick"
"Well it was- very quik actually. The pool guy jumped in as soon as he saw him fall.
2007-11-24 11:02:16 · 15 answers · asked by Pichka 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We got him to the hospital just in time."
"Well that must have been a comfort, you know him passing in a nice bed with his family around him."
"No... Thankfully he recovered with the damage limited to one side of his body. The other wasn't paralyzed. "
"I see, so it was just a matter of time"
"Not exactly no. A few months later a miracle happened and he gained all his abilites..."
"But then how.."
"untill he was hit by that train.
"Ahha..."
"Horrible it was... Blood everywhere."
"But you can't say he didn't have a good life."
"Natrally, I mean how lucky was he to have been hit by a train and then survived. Had it not been for the lightening that struck him when he was painting the roof a year later things may be very different."
"Ooh. How aweful. You hear about ppl dying from this sort of thing but never expect it to happen t ppl you know."
"Yes, it's true. I can only thank God that it didn't kill my dad.
2007-11-24 11:02:28 · update #1
"You mean he survived!"
"Of course. Well until the kidney faluire and the bllod poisining."
"I'm so sorry..."
"Oh don't be.. A angel from God- a wonderful donor appeared at the elevnth hour. He gave him his kidney's and a major bllod trasfusion. He was healthy as a horse."
"BUT THEN HOW THE HECK DID HE DIE!!!!!!!!!"
"WE HAD TO SHOOT THAT SON OF A B*TCH!!!
2007-11-24 11:03:00 · update #2
LMAO nice one that is soooo funny
2007-11-24 11:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by joanna dark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh out loud
2016-05-25 06:08:24 · answer #2 · answered by marceline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-11-24 11:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by nickfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, it's funny, even if it's a twist on the old good news bad news theme! Ilmao too!
2007-11-24 12:28:32 · answer #4 · answered by onecowboyjake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i saw the previous one and ppl didnt like it but i fink its pretty funny
2007-11-24 11:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by -Son of the devil- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard better but then again I've posted worse.
2007-11-24 11:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 22:35:32 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2007-11-24 13:18:19 · answer #8 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha nice one! LMAO!
2007-11-24 11:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by Bob B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! What a life...
2007-11-24 11:09:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋