An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I’m sick of her, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and tell her,” and then hangs up.
The son frantically calls his sister, who goes nuts upon hearing the news.
She calls her father and yells, “You are not getting a divorce! Bob and I will be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a single thing, do you hear me?”
The father hangs up the phone, turns to his wife, and says, “It worked! The kids are coming for a visit, and they’re paying their own way!”
2007-11-24 10:50:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's a good way of getting a reunion must try it myself thanks
2007-11-24 10:56:24 · answer #1 · answered by JOHN B 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
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2016-05-25 06:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-24 13:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good funny one for a Sunday morning. Well done.
2007-11-24 22:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. i only came to yahoo answers today to escape the misery of all this homework. lol. and ur jokes seem to be doing me a whole lot of good. ^_^
2007-11-24 12:09:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Me likely ..Yup I like dis joke
Lol
U r great
hmm wish I cud be this clever
Wonder what the kids reaction will be when they find out about his lil trick????
Interesting
2007-11-24 11:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by Kissing Raindrops 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Wonder if that'll work for me this Christmas??
Cheers for the laughs - a star for you!! *
2007-11-24 22:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Good one!
2007-11-24 12:05:41 · answer #8 · answered by xomorgan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG.
That was the funniest joke I have heard in a few weeks.
2007-11-24 11:01:27 · answer #9 · answered by jfkdancer_14 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
aww, how cute, I wish I could have a friend reunion right now
2007-11-24 13:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by Flowers 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 22:35:59 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋