On Judgment Day will Jesus do the catering with the loaves and fish trick?

Question

Or should I pack a lunch?

Answer 1

I thought we were going to order take-out.

Answer 2

On judgement day you won't say a word. When you die its up or down, no in between. Jesus said you either gather with me or scattereth abroad. For those who believe its heaven, Streets of gold, no pain and sorrows, the unbelievers will have a little tougher time. Our spiritual bodies will not have to eat. But you can if you want. Jesus did. It will be the greatest day of all time for some, the worst for others, the bible says he has used the foolish things of this world to confound the wise, Jesus said many are called, but few choose. Narrow is the way to heaven. Where there is love and joy and peace and gentleness and kindness, there will be no love or joy in a fiery pit with the old devil himself. Just pain. If I was you, I would be ready to see Jesus when I die, I know I am, without a shadow of a doubt, His Holy Spirit lives within me, thats how I know he is real, do I have something you don't, yes I do, but Jesus came so that all might be saved, you can get saved and have all your sins washed away, its your choice, start attending church and give Jesus a chance, you might just find what you are looking for!!

Answer 3

Probably not. The believers will have already have new bodies that don't need food, while those waiting for judgment probably will be too scared to eat. Bring whatever you like but I don't think you'll have too much of an appetite.

Answer 4

Even if he is, I'm packing a lunch. I don't really want a fish sandwich.

Answer 5

Most doubtful. You won't be the least bit hungry as you wait for your judgment for eternity.

Answer 6

so wrong, but so funny!
i'm hoping subway will be available in heaven.