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Your reasoning is impeccable. May we have more?

2007-11-24 10:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by Ultraviolet Oasis 7 · 0 1

Whatever it is your smokin', can I get some of it?? To answer your question, the Penguin (giving that the animal can actually understand the meaning of God and believing in one) has the right to chose whether or not to believe in a God. However, given if in fact the Penguin was Christian, then yes, the Penguin should believe in God.

But like I said, until there are 100% guaranteed facts that support the fact that a penguin understands the concepts of God, then I doubt the penguin believes in one.

2007-11-24 18:47:53 · answer #2 · answered by Tainteddeceptions 3 · 0 0

A penguin's cerebellum is not so advanced to include a God-conciousness. A penguin's brain is the size of half a golf ball. A penguin eats, sleeps, has sex, forages for food. God is the last thing on its' mind.

As for the hot dog, scientists who live in Antarctica eat re-hydrated food. A hot dog? Not in Antarctica. Why? Food poisoning. And the head of the current expedition is Australian and Jewish - hot dogs are not kosher.

2007-11-24 18:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Why? Just because he found a hot dog and didn't know the reason it got there? What, he has to make up a totally elaborate story that leaves more questions than answers to explain the existence of something he hasn't researched? Is he a logical penguin?

2007-11-24 18:48:04 · answer #4 · answered by Brittae 3 · 0 1

The penguin should be grateful for the gastronomic beauties of hot dogs and finding one should be a small hint towards the divine. Some people see the things of God and others don't. Good question.

2007-11-24 18:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 4 0

What about finding a frozen hot dog standing on end on a barstool? Would that make a penguin believe in god?

2007-11-24 18:49:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Is this a beef or turkey frank? That will certainly make a difference, but assuming it is the former,.....

If there was an unopened bottle of pawtucket beer, nice and chilly chilled, along side the hotdog and a solar generated microwave to warm the weiner then I do believe the penguin should definitely maybe believe in underwear gnomes.

2007-11-24 18:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by Peace Yo 4 · 0 1

I would think the penguin would believe in cows living in Antarctca., first.

2007-11-25 06:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If the dog was really"hot" that penguin had better start looking for a cooler place!!

2007-11-24 18:52:03 · answer #9 · answered by TheAsender 5 · 0 1

lol that was a totally random question :P

There are no hot dogs in Antarctica!, Santa's evil twin brother lives at the South Pole, and he's vegetarian.

2007-11-24 18:41:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

only if the hot dog wasn't made out of penguin meat.. then he would become an atheist.

2007-11-24 18:51:36 · answer #11 · answered by angelos447 2 · 0 1

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