In the atheist religion , do they baptize ?

Question

How is it done ?

Answer 1

Not every one who saith unto me , Lord Lord shall enter into the Kingdom of Heaven , but he that doeth the will of My Father , who is in Heaven . Many will say in that day "Lord , Lord , have we not prophesied
in thy name ? And in thy name cast out demons ? And in thy name done many wonderful works ? And then will I profess to them , I never knew you ; depart from me , ye that work iniquity

Answer 2

Are you stupid? There is no such thing as an "atheist religion." The very word "atheist" comes from the Greek roots meaning "without religion."

Answer 3

No hun, there is no baptism if you are an atheist. Why would you do any type of religious ritual when by definition being an atheist means that you do NOT believe in a higher being of any type.

Answer 4

Atheism is NOT a religion: it is by definition the absence of any religion. And there is no such thing as baptism there.

Answer 5

We douse ourselves in beer at the age of 21. Sometimes pop and tea.

Answer 6

Atheism isn't a religion, it's lack of ANY religion. So therefore, there is no need to be baptised or anything.

Answer 7

I want to answer this, but truly have no idea where to even start... 'atheist religion'?? Where, exactly, do my taxes go if not to the educational system?? ::headdesk::

Answer 8

Atheism is not a religion and as such there are no need for rituals.

Answer 9

You have to drink a glass of champagne using only your mouth to lift the glass (no hands), while simultaneously, someone pours champagne on your head.

Answer 10

You go piss on the front door of every church within driving distance. Think about it the next time you grab that door handle.