A girl is dating a rather handsome young man and she thinks that he's the guy she'll marry so she goes to her father for advice.
"Listen," he says, going very red in the face, "I've been dreading this, you see, Tommy is my son. I slept with his mother. So, you can't marry your half-brother can you?"
The girl is doubly upset and after a year she gets over Tommy and starts dating another boy.
Unfortunately, when it gets too close, father once more tells her that this other boy is also a son of his.
This happens three times and by now the girl is so mad with her father she thinks it's high time mum knew all about dad's little mistakes.
"God knows what you have been doing all your life," she says to her mother, "but I am sure not getting much of a one! All of my boyfriends to date turned out to be the results of affairs my dad has had with women all over this town. I can't find a man to marry because of him!"
Her mother sighs, then turns to smile very sweetly, "Don't worry my dear - he's actually not your father."
2007-11-24 10:06:56 · 26 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hah hilarious:star**
2007-11-24 10:09:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic
2007-11-24 10:11:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-24 10:09:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Somebody recently posted this about the Clintons! I like this version better!
2007-11-24 10:43:04 · answer #4 · answered by LuisER 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I've heard the male version but not the female!
2007-11-24 10:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by vivian 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very FUNNY! You get a star and I get a big laugh! Thank you.
2007-11-24 10:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! 10. lol.
2007-11-24 10:47:07 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, well that ok then, she'll be at it like a rabbit now, pmsl hun
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2007-11-24 10:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a Calypso song......"your Daddy's not your Daddy, but your Daddy don't know"
2007-11-24 12:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-11-24 11:15:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best thing I've heard all day!
2007-11-24 10:31:53 · answer #11 · answered by jammers 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋