Is yer Dad home?
A Queensland farmer got in his ute and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door.
"Is your Dad home"? the farmer asked.
"Sorry mate, he isn't" the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well," said the farmer, "Is your mum here"?
"No, sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Greg? Is he here"?
"He went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for ya"? the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one. Or maybe, I could take a message for Dad." \
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Greg getting my daughter pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment.
"You'd have to talk to Dad about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Dad charges $200 for the bull and $150 for the pig, but I really don't know how much he gets for Greg."
2007-11-24 09:41:40 · 7 answers · asked by Charlotte's Dad 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
Getting better.More please.ha ha .
2007-11-24 09:48:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-24 18:09:01 · answer #2 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-24 17:59:17 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The boy must think his daughter's name is pregnant
2007-11-24 17:46:10 · answer #4 · answered by <ThatDude> 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmmm i did smile , but didn't laugh out loud.
they sure do make them country folk dumb don't they :)
2007-11-24 17:49:38 · answer #5 · answered by sandiemay01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmso
2007-11-24 17:47:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good one.
2007-11-24 18:43:42 · answer #7 · answered by Kev 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋