marriage jokes Funny or not?

Question

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in every country, son.

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What a woman says

"This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear."

What a Man hears:
blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MON
blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I
blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW
blah,blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES

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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!" Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.

It's just to hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower.

"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money."

Two women were talking, when one said to the other: "Do you ever talk to your husband when you're making love?"

"Yeah," replied the second, "But only when he telephones!"

Answer 1

I thought all of them were funny.

Answer 2

Hehe love the golf club one :-) A woman gets pulled over by a cop doing 120km/hr in a 100km zone. "What seems to be the problem officer?" she asks "Did you know you were speeding? I'm going to have to see a license please" "I'm sorry officer" the woman replies "I can't do that" "And why not?" "I don't have one - I was disqualified for too many driving offenses" "Well can I see a registration please?" asks the cop "No, I can't do that either" "Why not?" asks the cop again, feeling a bit frustrated "This is a stolen car" "What do you mean, a stolen car? Explain." "Well I had a fight with my ex-husband and shot him then put him in the boot of the car...I was on my way to dispose of the body" "Wait there just a minute" says the officer looking very distressed. He goes into his car and radios for back up. Not long after a second police car joins him. The second officer goes over and asks the lady again for her license. This time she quietly hands it over. A bit puzzled he asks her for her registration. Again she produces it with no arguments. Now the officer is really confused. He asks to look in the boot of her car. It's empty. The officer can't contain himself any longer: "I don't understand this - my colleague here told me you had no license and that this was a stolen car!" "Really?" said the lady incredulously "why would he say a thing like that?" "And what's more he said you'd murdered you ex-husband and had him in the boot of your car!" "Really?! said the lady again "...I suppose the lying bastard told you I was speeding as well!"

Answer 3

Like the 1st and the 2nd one, the others I didn't really get.

Answer 4

they were funny but the 3rd one wasn't really a married joke

Answer 5

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Answer 6

Very good!

Answer 7

The first one's OK. :)

Answer 8

Yes, they are funny.

Answer 9

haha
star

Answer 10

like m .lol