He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said... You wear pants don't you?
He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... Good idea - You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said... Why did the man cross the road?
She said... He heard the chicken was a sl*t.
He said... What do men and sperm have in common?
She said... They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
He said... How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
She said... He buys two cases of beer.
He said... What is the difference between men and government bonds?
She said... The bonds mature.
He said... Why are blonde jokes so short?
She said... So men can remember them.
He said... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,caring and good-looking?
She said... They already have boyfriends.
He said... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said... A widow.
He said... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said... Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in the bed and go to the fridge.
2007-11-24 06:41:06 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dats really funny....
2007-11-24 07:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by cinderella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were great jokes. LOL LOL- Except that I don't fall into the (married woman are heavier than single women) catagory cause I weight 118, I have 4 kids & married, & still not fat. LOL
2007-11-24 06:47:36 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Lucky Charm♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-11-24 06:45:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry to say but it seems like you need to move on. When a girl makes it obvious shes not interested it means exactly that. Sorry bud.
2016-04-05 06:41:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magic.
2007-11-24 06:50:42 · answer #5 · answered by Dodgy-knees 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fandabbydosey!! Tee hee hee!
2007-11-24 06:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by Flit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the last one.
2007-11-24 07:10:08 · answer #7 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol. The fridge part is hilarious.
2007-11-24 07:14:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 07:51:23 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've met my wife then? It would be funny if it wasn't so true ;-)
2007-11-24 06:46:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cold-blooded, but I loved them! lol.
2007-11-24 07:16:26 · answer #11 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋