2007-11-24 06:27:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think religious drivers keep getting in accidents because they have those little plastic dashboard figurines of Jesus looking toward the back seat instead of at the road ahead.
How's Jesus going to protect you if He can't see where the heck you're driving?
And if you DO have one of those on the dash, facing the right way, isn't a seat-belt kind of redundant? I mean, how great can your faith in Jesus be if you strap yourself in?
Personally, if I was the Son of God, I'd be more than a little offended . . .
2007-11-24 07:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
certainly thats not real, I in basic terms approximately lost my interest final 12 months for overtaking 6 autos (considered one of them replaced into an off accountability policeman, who wrote a 2 internet site email to the theory well-being and risk-free practices supervisor and the coping with Director. the final line study, whilst will your driving force kill somebody?) whilst i replaced into overdue for paintings. interior the signposted works van
2016-10-02 04:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They trust in their instincts instead of some tarted up father-figure with a beard?
2007-11-24 06:34:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If we screw up and die we aren't going to "heaven" to have a great afterlife.. So we need to drive careful lol
2007-11-24 06:42:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because they all have St Christopher medallions in their cars?
No, wait that's not it. I think that may just be me.
2007-11-24 06:31:46 · answer #5 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
We rely completely on ourselves
2007-11-24 06:37:12 · answer #6 · answered by Arête 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because our head isn't up our you know what...which makes it considerably easier to drive.
2007-11-24 06:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because they had excellent theist instructors.
2007-11-24 06:35:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Because of evolution.
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2007-11-24 06:31:34 · answer #9 · answered by abbefarialit 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because we don't have tunnel-vision.
2007-11-24 06:31:28 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 8⤊ 2⤋