http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Devil%27s_Dictionary
The bible is the best selling science fiction book ever made. It was written by a large cult of mentally retarded ancients, who had no idea how anything in the world functioned, from thousands of years ago. Sadly, however, idiocy has survived throughout time and many people still believe in the illogical **** spewed from page to page. As such, it may be the single greatest example of trolling, unintentional or not, that the world has ever seen.
Probably the oldest of old media, the Bible is a sprawling epic that spans thousands of years. It is part creation myth and part war story, as well as romance, adventure, drama, comedy, amateur pornography and completely irrelevant history. Although everyone knows corrupt Iranian Jews made most of the **** up to troll the Egyptian and Israeli Jews.
The main character of the book is God, who is actually a race of super-intelligent extra-terrestrials who make up ridiculous rules just for the lulz.
The book is divided into two parts, the Old Testament, and the New Testament. Most scholars agree that the Old Testament is the real deal, while the New Testament is fan fiction, written because there was no proper sequel in sight.
George Bush uses a mixture of The Bible and Mein Kampf for the basis of his politics. See also Hitler, fascism, Nazis, and stupidity.
2007-11-24 06:10:48 · 10 answers · asked by ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Fabuloso smells good.
That is all.
2007-11-24 06:18:00 · answer #1 · answered by Alex 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? The bible is God's word or whatever and if you're saying "well don't just read that cause it won't make sense read the scholar's writing too" then you're saying the bible won't make sense and you shouldn't have to read any scholar's writing's to understand the bible. The bible is supposed to be the words to live by and if you need to further understand it with scholars writing's then you know in your heart the bible is pure crap.
2016-04-05 06:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a bit of difference between Wiki and Ecyclopedia Dramatica.
2007-11-24 06:13:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe thats because Wikipedia is comprised from veiwer input. You know that old saying don'tcha?
"Garbage in....garbage OUT!
2007-11-24 06:42:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweetie, that's not Wikipedia, that's encyclopediadramatica
2007-11-24 06:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by The Human Mind 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds pretty accurate to me.
2007-11-24 06:15:45 · answer #6 · answered by Danzarth 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No. Peace
2007-11-24 06:23:37 · answer #7 · answered by PARVFAN 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Odd...that link doesn't lead to wikipedia.
I think you have another agenda...
2007-11-24 06:15:07 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. True, but it's not Wikipedia.
2007-11-24 06:14:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds right to me
2007-11-24 06:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋