Scotsman walks through a field when he sees a man scooping water from a pool and drinking it. He shouts "dinnae swally that watter its foo o coo keech".
The man replies "I'm English! what did you say?"
The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands you'll get more in!"
2007-11-24 05:23:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant lmao
star 4u
2007-11-24 06:44:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's weird, but I heard this joke the first time only about 3 days ago. My dad told me. It's still funny, though.
2007-11-24 15:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good!
there's a welsh version where the english man is walking through a welsh farmers field and the farmer says it in welsh!
2007-11-24 19:56:17 · answer #3 · answered by Bef 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Americans and Danes love it! (Odd combo but those are the ones in the room currently).
Poll is that it needs a star!
2007-11-24 15:07:47 · answer #4 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does the scotsman say the first time?
2007-11-24 13:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Welsh and Irish will love it too.
2007-11-24 13:26:47 · answer #6 · answered by roddy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFTO! Great. Really funny.
Then again, I'm half Scottish and half English.
You've made my night. Thanks.
Yeti - it means cow poo
2007-11-24 13:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by Paula R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong i'm English its a corker.lol
2007-11-24 13:28:48 · answer #8 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
I'm part Scot. but mostly just a english girl.
I loved it :)
2007-11-24 13:27:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This Englishman finds it funny.
2007-11-24 13:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋