A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope ... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for ... a good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that ******* map!"
2007-11-24 05:12:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He he - very funny, i have heard it before, but still made me laugh...
2007-11-24 06:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol yes the map is a easier choice
2007-11-24 05:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by cheri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really good joke
this is going to work with me tonight
the other nurses will love it
2007-11-24 05:17:19 · answer #3 · answered by helenateverquest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 08:03:39 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-11-24 05:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by Dan K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one.
2007-11-24 05:16:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just shows the perfect man doesn't exist
2007-11-24 05:16:38 · answer #7 · answered by DEBORAH M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wishing
2007-11-24 07:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by Elkokedacypress 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-24 05:19:23 · answer #9 · answered by ALSISON M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-11-24 05:16:28 · answer #10 · answered by Checks and Goats 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋