When you do laundry and there are precisely 18 pairs of socks and only 17 and a half come out does God tke them? ( I leterally have taken washing machines apart looking for them and they never reappear in the house.) If he does take them is it so the angels can have sock puppet shows? That's what my little girl thinks. Do you agree?
2007-11-24 04:55:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No silly, It's the sock elves. The are plotting to help the dogs take over the world
2007-11-24 05:02:52 · answer #1 · answered by [random name] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the laundry fairies. I would really like to know where all my clothes keep going. If I was paranoid, I would say someone is coming into my house and stealing them. Angels with sock puppets. That's precious.
2007-11-24 13:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They actually go to Narnia. They need socks, and can only get them when someone does laundry.
2007-11-24 13:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by magix151 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your little girl's theological explanation is 100% sound Bibically I believe.
Source: Doctrina Infallibleta
2007-11-24 13:07:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL. Great comment. I, like you, have searched in vain for lost socks. Very weird phenomenon. And it seems like it is only socks that escape...
2007-11-24 13:04:05 · answer #5 · answered by Richard F 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A most endearing theory to one of life's greatest modern mysteries. God bless your little one!
VB8
2007-11-25 02:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other night I drank too much. In the morning I would have sworn that one of my dirty socks had crawled into my mouth and died.
2007-11-24 12:58:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is funny. Get a small mesh sock bag, it works grear and you keep all your socks together.
2007-11-25 00:23:06 · answer #8 · answered by reeree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um...no. However, that is cute what you are telling your daughter. My husband and I say the sock monster got 'em! ;-P
2007-11-24 12:59:31 · answer #9 · answered by Scooterette1! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Read Erma Bombeck, she has a great theory about this, they are recycled to others homes, and you will eventually find them in someone elses dryer.
2007-11-24 12:59:02 · answer #10 · answered by liv t 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋