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Should I have completed my confession or excused myself? I stayed and the priest was having a hard time I could tell. Help me please.

2007-11-24 04:48:19 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

30 answers

It's not a big deal - you're not the first person who's tooted in the confessional. The priest is probably used to it - poor guy. I had a girlfriend in grade school who peed in the confessional and shorted out the light above the door (it was activated by the kneeler). The rest of us laughed so hard we had to leave church and go outside.

2007-11-24 04:57:07 · answer #1 · answered by mollyflan 6 · 0 0

Perhaps it is part of the priest's job to take on this adversity (tooted up confession booths) and others. If the priest is good, this was just an added challenge he's willing to take on. You could have asked the priest, but, as it is you stayed the course and the priest did too.

2007-11-24 04:53:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's a human thing that even the Priest does and so can understand. Excuse yourself politly and continue. Don't make a big issue of it. After all, it happens in some very conspicuous public places now and then also.

2007-11-24 04:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by gismoII 7 · 0 0

Confess. My brother does that all the time! He just says "hey guess what, I tooted!" He even says that when he did even do anything! So confess, hey! so people will laugh at you! Do what my brother does! Then peopl would belive you and you're off the hook!

2007-11-24 05:11:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow, you're a regular comedian...look out world.

.I think you should have taken a second or two and really thought about the question you planned to ask everyone, before you posted it on here.

It's lame and I do not see the humor in it at all, the only funny thing is that you were ignorant enough to post this at all.

........Now go confess to the father about dropping out of school and making an a** of yourself on here.

............get going, and pop a Beano before you do.

2007-11-24 04:53:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Dont do a thing, first of all, you dont have to confess nothing to a priest you have to confess it to Jesus who suffer the death for your sins, not anyone else.

2007-11-24 04:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by nina 5 · 0 0

confession is a time when you should be completely honest. tooting is not a sin, but a bodily function that God intended to happen, but if it made you feel guilty, you should have confessed.

2007-11-24 04:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The odor that proceeded from your rectum was nothing compared to the stench of the sins that have been confessed in that booth my child.

2007-11-24 04:52:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Confess to it. Definitely.

2007-11-25 01:49:48 · answer #9 · answered by b 2 · 0 0

You should have confessed to the toot.

2007-11-24 04:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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