That does make Pastafarianism closer to being a mainstream religion. However, what you really need is a long, gruesome, spaghetti-sauce-soaked history of murdering people who were guilty of heresy or being anti-Pastafarians. Also, having a group of jackasses with pompadour haircuts and southern-fried accents on television ripping off gullible old ladies also will make Pastafarianism more of a legitimate religion. Getting tax-free status also helps...
rAmen
2007-11-24 04:43:58
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answered by crypto_the_unknown 4
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chuffed Birthday certainly, Pirate Rachel! you reside contained in the better of circumstances even as TFSM (pbuhna) finally well-knownshows Himself to all of Mankind. definite, it finally does teach the existence of Noah. because the FSM has printed unto us that Noah did exist. If He had no longer, Noah could be confided to the status of legend or fantasy (like that of a kindly clown, forgiving policeman, and the truthful baby-kisser). even if, now it truly is it Holy Writ, Noah is now listed between the first of the Duct Tape Pirates. check out each of the booty that Bro. Noah wound up with! Wow! communicate about chunky spaghetti sauce, communicate about fantastically spiced meat balls! The unicorns were taken up into TFSM's inner most heaven (alongside with the beer volcanos and stripper factories) and could be a reward to you and all the different committed. lack of life or imprisonment to all non-believers! Keel haul them till they settle for the FSM as all Created human beings could. would the day of required practise of Creationism in all faculties come quickly. Then all can haven't any excuse! Ra-adult adult males!
2016-10-25 00:02:43
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answered by loewus 3
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It was even before the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was written.
2007-11-24 04:41:41
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answered by Anonymous
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That gospel has been around far longer than it seems.
Of course Pastafarianism is as legit as Christianity. It's getting the mass populace to recognize this fact that's the snag.
2007-11-24 04:41:27
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answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7
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of course it is.... I have recently been touched by his noodly apendages haven't you?
One cult is as good as another.There is no evidence that any of the christian claims are true. Pastafarianism at least give you a good meal.
We are about the celebrate the noodles this noon meal.
Pastafarianism rocks.
2007-11-24 05:02:46
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answered by ??IMAGINE ?? 5
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Sorry! The Flying Spaghetti Monster,is nonexistent,no proof!...
2007-11-25 14:20:57
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answered by Life goes on... 6
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It's still in the realm of a cult or considered to be a joke much like the current state of "jedi". However if this continues and more and more people start to profess belief in Pastafarianism
then there is a chance that it will become an actual religion.
rAmen
2007-11-24 04:42:39
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answered by JavaJoe 7
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Yes. The biggest holiday is Ramendan, where the believers eat all the noodles they can hold for forty days. RAmen.
2007-11-24 04:45:17
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answered by magix151 7
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Whether or not there is a published gospel is immaterial. Either way the answer is yes.
2007-11-24 04:41:16
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answered by battleship potemkin AM 6
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Setting the bar kinda low aren't you? The FSM is the ONE TRUE god. Death to the infedel, ramen.
2007-11-24 06:08:20
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answered by Anonymous
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