"I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. "
Jack Nicholson
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love" Woody Allen
"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly."
Mae West
2007-11-24 03:07:06 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Most famous movie one-liner of all time:
"Here's looking at you, kid." ~~Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) in "Casablanca," 1942
Number 2:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." ~~Rhett Butler (Clark Gable), "Gone With The Wind," 1939
Some of my other favorite one-liners:
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner." ~~Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins), "The Silence of the Lambs," 1991.
"Anyway, you can't scare her, she's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight." ~~Lydia (Winona Ryder), "Beetlejuice," 1988
"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?" ~~The Joker (Jack Nicholson), Batman, 1989.
Non-movie one-liners:
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." ~~Robert Frost
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." ~~Mohandas Gandhi
2007-11-24 03:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
2007-11-24 03:36:49 · answer #2 · answered by Paulus 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A scout troop consists of 12 little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a little kid. - Jack Benny
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder
2007-11-24 04:23:18 · answer #3 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋