I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her a**. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring all your implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
2007-11-23 23:34:59 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That ending was quite a surprise,Good joke,Thank you.
2007-11-23 23:39:58 · answer #1 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Um funny thing is I work at a hotel and I have had a conversation similar to that one happen. The guy felt so embarrassed and he check out within the hour! I felt bad that he felt embarrassed but there wasn't anything I could do. Its hard when you are away from home so much! I have also had a guy ask if I would come up to his room later and he sure wasn't embarrassed but I was. Its funny the things you hear and see working in a hotel and meeting so many different people. But this is a good one people will be talking about it for a while. Thanks for the laugh and the reminder of that conversation I needed a laugh!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-24 07:44:26 · answer #2 · answered by ???? 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Embarrassing!
2007-11-24 08:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always forget to press 9 and end up with room service.
2007-11-24 19:46:41 · answer #4 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO 8-) sounds liike summert i would do...well no it aint cause i wouldnt ring a girl 8-) i know what i mean :D:D lmao
2007-11-24 07:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by no name 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it on yahoo answers before, but it is a great joke. Star for you.
2007-11-24 07:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
errr, business trip, you said you were visiting friends, from now on i'm coming with you, and serves you right, pmsl hun,
star time
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2007-11-24 08:01:16 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha got the operator, what a t*t lol
very funny and a star.
2007-11-24 13:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wrong girl
2007-11-24 07:39:38 · answer #9 · answered by omeng90 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!
Some mistake to make!!
Laughing my head off today - cheers!!
10/10 + *
2007-11-24 07:38:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋