2007-11-23 20:00:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Say "No Thank You" and shut the door.
2007-11-23 20:05:24 · answer #1 · answered by PEACE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At times, a question such as this will elicit dozens and dozens of elaborate schemes to spare a householder an unwanted conversation with Jehovah's Witness door-to-door ministers.
All such schemes are a complete and utter waste of time!
Many of your neighbors have figured it out, and it's really quite simple:
1. Open the door
2. Smile (optional)
3. Ask "Jehovah's Witness?"
4. Receive affirmation
5. Say, "Thank you, but I'm not interested"
6. Gently close the door (slamming is rude, but your prerogative)
Please recognize that Jehovah's Witnesses are not primarily interested in converts, but in working to obey Jesus' command to preach (Matt 24:14; Matt 28:19,20).
Learn more:
http://watchtower.co.uk/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
2007-11-26 07:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Offer them a beer and then insist on reciting the pledge of allegiance before talking with them
2007-11-23 20:03:45 · answer #3 · answered by Biker4Life 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The same as when anyone comes to the door and I don't want to talk, I say no thanks and then shut the door and go about my business. But you can't go by me, I'm an adult.
2007-11-26 01:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by Ish Var Lan Salinger 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just put a sign on your front door "BEWARE OF DOGS....THEY EAT JEHOVAS WITNESSES FOR BREAKFAST"
2007-11-23 21:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by GH 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
simply put a sign that they are not welcome apart from hiding when u se they're coming. also let the dogs loose, or talk to them and cut them off by closing the door on their faces!
2007-11-23 20:05:44 · answer #6 · answered by Tony 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Confront them with the Holy Bible and the Truth...it freaks them out and they have to leave.
2007-11-23 20:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by Salvation is a gift, Eph 2:8-9 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Show them a bible. A REAL one, not that stupid book they use.
2007-11-23 20:06:51 · answer #8 · answered by getagrip 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Would you like me to explain the Catholic Faith,and why you should join us"
2007-11-23 20:25:46 · answer #9 · answered by ROBERT P 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Angry Dog.
2007-11-23 20:07:30 · answer #10 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋