2007-11-23 19:12:12 · 32 answers · asked by Je Marche Drôle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Goodnight and be safe, peoples :)
2007-11-23 19:14:05 · update #1
Mental1018: I posted this obviously ridiculous question just to say goodnight.
2007-11-23 19:17:58 · update #2
Because what are you going to do with a hundred bananas every month?
EDIT: Zero Cool - I think he uses the "hunt and peck" method rather than his flippers :).
2007-11-23 19:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15⤊ 0⤋
hmmm , maybe , because , we only had the body of a monkey , but , with a mind of a man , that's is why we needs to pays on behalf of the minds that we had creates by and with. And for monkeys , they don't had the needs like we do , so , they don't had to pays for them off-spring of nothing much needed , besides , just for sex and fun for desires and eats for to keeps-on the continuous routines of them lives such as that's.
2007-11-23 19:49:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
they do. My husband is a family law attorney and he represents an AWFUL lot of monkeys, especially monkeys who wouldn't have to pay so much support if they had acted more like monks...
2007-11-24 06:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No one is saying we came from monkeys. The scientific explanation is that we came from a species that branched of into homo sapiens sapiens and monkeys.
What would child support payments from monkeys be anyways? Bananas?
2007-11-23 19:16:16 · answer #4 · answered by DisneyRox 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
One best answer said "we are great apes". That also means monkeys are our relatives also. But as your question wisely noted man is the only smart ape that can foot the bill.
2007-11-23 19:51:12 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Remus 54 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Monkeys crack open nuts
Please don't confuse them on issues of health care. Our mental hospitals will get crowded. They are still in the stone age.
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/05/24/1022038471384.html
2007-11-23 19:27:45 · answer #6 · answered by happy_magooo 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Monkey see, monkey do-
Monkey pee all over you.
Hoo Hoo Hee Hee Hee Haa Haa HAH! HAH!! HAHHHH!!!!!
FLING!!!
(A ridiculous answer to a ridiculous question)
2007-11-24 00:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by Brain-fart 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Interesting...Because, we did not come from monkeys. We came from a diffrent primate.
2007-11-24 00:05:35 · answer #8 · answered by Buffy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because monkeys are animals and they dont have a monetary system to pay child support in the first place.
also monkeys do not have the intelligence to think of child support.
2007-11-23 19:17:34 · answer #9 · answered by [ r a m ] 2 · 5⤊ 2⤋
lmao True story here. My daughters ex boyfriend wants visitation rights to see her weenie dog. rofl No joke. I told her not without dog support.
Jan, I thought that was the retirement home.
Night, night to you, too. Yawn.
2007-11-23 19:18:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋