SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
2007-11-23 19:02:49 · 10 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol there are some pretty good ones in there. Some are slighly offensive, but hey you gotta have an open mind sometimes.
2007-11-23 19:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by mtrettin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts"
"What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes"
"Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides"
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls"
Ha that was funny!!! lol :)
LMAO!!!
2007-11-23 19:11:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was a good one. At first I expected the blonde to be cutting a hole through an ice cube, but then the booming voice came and I was confused lol
2016-05-25 04:38:19 · answer #3 · answered by viva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2007-11-23 19:05:44 · answer #4 · answered by Ieva C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! Some are overboard, but some are great!
My husband's blond, so here's a blond joke. (He thinks they're funny; he brings me home wife jokes!)
A blond was going to Disney, but she saw a sign that said
Disney: Left
So she left and went back home.
2007-11-23 19:06:02 · answer #5 · answered by Jen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA. these are soo hilarious!!
really mean, but hey! Thats what makes them so great right?
2007-11-23 19:08:14 · answer #6 · answered by becoolwithschool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed a little
2007-11-24 03:33:19 · answer #7 · answered by iluvpete96 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, those are great.
=]
2007-11-23 19:06:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl hahahahaha thank you...you made my night :)
2007-11-23 19:05:56 · answer #9 · answered by just bored 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are great thanks for putting them up
2007-11-23 19:10:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋