So I work in a hotel and today while chatting with a buddy and paying no attention whatsover walking along minding my own business, our purchasing receiver comes around the corner and runs me down with a skid of the hotels bi yealy purchase of 10 000 bibles. Is this god smitting me?
2007-11-23 18:49:39 · 21 answers · asked by Gawdless Heathen 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nothing hurt but my pride
DO I really have to read it again, okay fine then.
2007-11-23 19:05:40 · update #1
OMGosh!!!! That was hysterical! And ya, He is
2007-11-23 18:57:00 · answer #1 · answered by TTC 3 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Dinosaurs existed. They most likely either all died out because of the Flood, and because of atmospheric and planetary changes after the flood. Prior to the flood, they most likely existed at the same time as humans, which is why there are so many tales spread throughout the world and different cultures about the existence of dragons thousands of years ago. The flood itself reduced the lifespan, and size, of nearly all animals and human beings. Modern lizards could very well be the descendants of dinosaurs. Human giants, according to the Bible, existed at one point before the flood, but decreased in prevelance afterwards, most likely bone structures couldn't support increased amount of weight due to atmospheric pressure and other factors. The Bible doesn't identify dinosaurs by the word "dinosaur" (since the word was only made in the 1800s) but Behemoth and Leviathan could both be describing dinosaurs. Leviathan could have been a pleiosaur, which would have had an easier time surviving as water can support larger creatures than land.
2016-05-25 04:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by viva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God works in mysterious ways. I believe that he was trying to tell you something. Perhaps there is something you have done that you should really repent for. Nevertheless, God wasn't smitting you, He was just trying to get your attention.
2007-11-23 19:44:54 · answer #3 · answered by tyerayle 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, twice yearly you receive 10000 bibles. I would listen to what the Man is trying to tell you brother!
in Yeshua
2007-11-24 14:12:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God hit you! lmao rofl lmao This is too funny. Makes a great one panel cartoon. I'm sorry. Did you get hurt? lmao Not laughing at your pain. Just the way it happened. Old family curse. Can't help it. lmao
2007-11-23 19:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
look at it in two ways its basically a coinsedence. or you need to be saved...lol no really what do you think? look the answer is inside you if you think you've done wrong then its time to repent you'll see you dont even need to ask this question to get an answer from us since you can answer it by urself
2007-11-23 19:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by Tony 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know that Hotels bought those Bibles. I thought they were a gift from the Gideons.
2007-11-24 07:18:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
IT IS YOUR CHOICE, I would say Jesus is trying to let you know he truely loves you unconditonally. He got my attention the week that I as an atheist or at best an agnostic, determined life wasnt worth living, and in my planning suicide and elderly lady came by on the street, and handed me a tract saying Jesus loves you. And then a man came and shared :God showed his love towards us, in that while we were yet sinnners Jesus died for us.
Did you ever ask someone to be safe? Then see them do just the opposite and get hurt? Jesus asks us to believe and trust Him. NOW HE IS MY BEST FRIEND AND SAVIOR, AND THE BIBLE IS HIS LOVE LETTER teaching me His unconditonal love beyond just salvation and personal friendship with Him. And not just to love Him heart and soul but to care about others too. to forgive others when they are mean to me, and to pray for the best for them in salvation.
I went to Russia after Athiestic Communism fled and handed out Bibles with 120 people helping. The people who had been indoctrinated into communism and were given nothing but athiestic communism given them would take the bible and place it over their heart and smile like we had given them the greatest gift on earth. Till then these people I have heard when handed and illegal bible would tear it up. It was a black market book. Yet when they tore it up they would give out sections of it to others and then later trade their section with someone else for the others section.
Why not listen to Voltair, Who printed major works against believing Jesus and the Bible? He said in 50 the bible will be totally rejected. Yet within 50 years he had passed on as recorded calling out from his death bed; "Oh Jesus Christ I am damned." And the care taker nurse although rejected by him in his please to receive Jesus love, forgiveness and salvation-stated "I will never watch another athiest as they die." She was overwelmed with emotions.
During those 50 years, his place used once for printing his athiesm for the masses, was converted into a bible printing shop.
WELL TO ANSWER=Is god trying to tell me something by hitting me with 10 000 bibles?
So I work in a hotel and today while chatting with a buddy and paying no attention whatsover walking along minding my own business, our purchasing receiver comes around the corner and runs me down with a skid of the hotels bi yealy purchase of 10 000 bibles. Is this god smitting me?
HIS MYSTERIOUS WAYS, IS A book check it out from the library. Jesus has ways of getting our attention, in his unending love, as I once mentioned the book written by a former athiest who read the bible to disprove it and became a believer "Evidence demands a verdict" by Josh McDowell
have the greatest day ever, some one truely loves you, and I care too, the sweet pea in Jesus amazing grace that saved a wretch like me.
2007-11-23 21:36:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
No, it's a coincidence. If God was real, and wanted something from you, he would tell you, not play games with some silly Bibles.
2007-11-23 18:54:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha ha! LMAO! Love it! That's SO funny! Maybe She's telling you that religion is running amok, so stay the hell out of it's way and on your own path, or you could get hurt! ;)
2007-11-24 00:12:00 · answer #10 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well I suppose you may take it as a small hint! I agree that you should try reading one (with an open mind that is ;-) ).
2007-11-23 19:01:15 · answer #11 · answered by δοῦλος Χριστοῦ Ἰησοῦ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋