Do any of you unsaved people have a message you'd like to send to your loved ones in Heaven? I'll relay them when I get there, and only charge $5.00 per message :)
Am I the nicest person you've ever met, or what?
2007-11-23 18:04:32 · 22 answers · asked by Je Marche Drôle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((queen)))
2007-11-23 18:09:17 · update #1
(((Tash)))
2007-11-23 18:27:16 · update #2
(((Lady M)))
2007-11-24 16:43:57 · update #3
I have a message you can relay to President Bush, but unfortunately Yahoo filters it. Oh well, I'm sure he can pray and God will tell him what it means. Here's my message:
**** you, you **** little ********* ***** goat-licking *****!
2007-11-23 18:08:57 · answer #1 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Mat 5:5 Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
Actually the wicked ones are going to be "raptured" and the righteous will be "left behind" just as the days of Noah. The flood took "them" all away and left Noah and his family behind.
Mat 24:37 "For the coming of the Son of Man will be just like the days of Noah.
Mat 24:38 "For as in those days which were before the flood they were eating and drinking, they were marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark,
Mat 24:39 and they did not understand until the flood came and took them all away; so shall the coming of the Son of Man be.
Mat 24:40 "Then there shall be two men in the field; one will be taken, and one will be left.
Mat 24:41 "Two women will be grinding at the mill; one will be taken, and one will be left.
Mat 24:42 "Therefore be on the alert, for you do not know which day your Lord is coming.
2007-11-24 02:18:46 · answer #2 · answered by dlc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you talking about the Rupture? You only have a 50/50 chance of being included.
It plainly says two will be walking down the street and one will be taken and the other left.
So if I pay you five dollars to relay a message to my mom, might not get there.
How about if you relay a message to my atheist grandpa in hell?
2007-11-24 02:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Uh, hate to mention this to such an enterprising entrepreneur...but the "rapture" is a relatively new concept (first appeared in the early 1800's) with very, very, very little biblical basis.
And, yeah, you're one of the nicest P-people I've known.
Yaks(pbuh)
2007-11-24 02:09:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'll be laughing when the date of the "rapture" comes and goes for the (trillionth) time and everyone goes "what happened?"
I'll say the truth: "jesus was never real, he was made up around the year 43."
2007-11-24 02:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by Meatwad 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My message "So where the hecks all that money you said you'd give to everyone when you died?!?" Oh, and tell her I still have the bunny she knitted...
Heres the money ($5.00).
Yes you are ((((penguin))))
2007-11-24 02:20:24 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't have relatives in heaven, but I bet you are going the other direction anyhow, so if you get there before me, just tell them to keep the home fires burning.
((((((((((((((((penguin))))))))))))))))
Lady Morgana )0(
2007-11-24 14:52:27 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is this? Jesus said "Freely you have received, freely give." Heaven is not selling tickets.
2007-11-24 02:14:20 · answer #8 · answered by goldyyloxx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what u gonna with so much money in Heaven ?
2007-11-24 05:52:40 · answer #9 · answered by Glow 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why? I've heard they use money, at least gold, as pavement there.
2007-11-24 09:39:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋