2007-11-23 15:50:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is a really stupid question.
2007-11-23 15:52:43 · answer #1 · answered by treehouse lady 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well i can tell you one thing. don't eat anything with high amounts of fiber before you go to church. fiber just blasts all that air out of you, not that i've done it in church
i remember one time my friend farted one of those "silent but deadly" ones, and it slowly spread over the whole room. you could tell because one by one, going across a row, a person's face would crinkle up, with a couple of guys trying to stop laughing. i remember one girl got out a fan and started casually fanning herself with a homemade paper one, while trying to keep a straight face
2007-11-23 23:56:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd think lighting your farts would be quite a shocker! Imagine a huge flame shooting up toward the roof. I don't think too many people sitting in the front row would be amused.
2007-11-23 23:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I didn't, but my brother did and I was sitting right next to him.
It was before mass started and it was very quiet. When my brother squeezed one out ( we were sitting on hard pews ), he immediately turned and looked at me, as if I did it! Everyone turned and looked at me with furrowed brow.
I was so embarrassed by the situation that I got up and left!
lol.....My brother is so crazy and I love him still!
2007-11-24 00:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by Starstuff58 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ancient proverb "man who fart in church, sit in own pew..."
2007-11-23 23:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by δοῦλος Χριστοῦ Ἰησοῦ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most church buildings have Pews!!!
Believe it Or Not!
2007-11-23 23:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. It's a natural bodily function designed by God. I don't think He minds, but as for the rest of the congregation...
2007-11-24 00:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by Ben 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah dis is prolly the funniest question i've read so far on this yahoo answer!! and nope by little cousin did...and everyone was quiet and i was soo embarrassed cuz it was pretty loud and my cousin sat by me...and you shoud've seen all the eyes lookin' at me!! lol geee i felt like fainting hahahahaaha!! good question!!
2007-11-23 23:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by Tupa'i 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is there any other reason to go to church?
2007-11-24 00:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yep. They don't call what your are sitting on pews for nothing.
2007-11-23 23:56:22 · answer #10 · answered by guitarrman45 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. yup. every one turned and looked at me and i pointed to my dad. now every calls me windy. lol
2007-11-23 23:54:45 · answer #11 · answered by manbearpig 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋