Yesterday I was in a supermarket and a little boy (about 6 or 7) screamed "MUMMY! MUMMY! I'M GOING TO WET MY PANTS!" then a few seconds later "I WET MY PANTS A LITTLE BIT!" His poor mum went bright red...
2007-11-23 15:02:35 · 15 answers · asked by . 6 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
LOL
Off the top of my head, I have two. They are both bathroom-related.
When my oldest son was three, we were trying to get him potty-trained (he took FOREVER!) I was at a small-group Bible Study with them in the loft at our church, and he said he needed to go to the bathroom, but he REALLY wanted to go to the boy's bathroom. Since my husband wasn't there, I asked a teenage boy who I knew really well if he would mind taking my son in the bathroom, and he said sure. Well, right after they went to the bathroom, the little kids split off to go to their Bible study class while the adults had ours. It was just before Easter, and we were in the middle of a particularly heavy, moving Scripture reading when the calm (and the circle) was broken by my three-year-old son running in the middle of the circle jumping up and down and screaming "I WENT PEEPEE IN THE POTTY!!!!!!!" I turned about sixty shades of red, and tried to shush him before telling him I was proud of him. Before I got the chance, though, all the adults (who had kids -- the group leader was the dad of five children, and everyone there had at least a few kids) started applauding my son for going in the potty. It may have been the greatest moment of his life up to that point. :-) He's six, and he still remembers getting applause for using the toilet.
Much more recently (this past week), I was out at a popular local restaurant in the town we live in with my whole family (dad and stepmom, two sisters, two brothers-in-law, and six kids under the age of six). Now, of the kids, there are three sets of two. I have two boys. My younger sister had two girls. The youngest sister has two boys. My two (six and four) said they needed to go to the bathroom, and I told them they could not go in the boys' room, they had to go in the girls, because I needed to go in with them. Well, they run quite a bit faster than I do, and they know it. They were in that mens room before my butt was even out of the chair. My nephew (also four) followed them, then my niece (two years old) chased them in there. So, three boys, one girl, no adult supervision in the men's bathroom. I asked my brother-in-law (the girls' dad) if he would go in and check on them to make sure they were alright, and there were no molesters or anything in there. He went in for a second, and came out looking like he was about to die laughing.
The three boys, and the girl, were "comparing". He walked in to find all four of them facing the urinal. The boys had their penises out, going to the bathroom, and they were comparing (circumcision vs. uncut, from what we could tell). My niece was standing beside them trying to get her pants down, but she was clearly confused as to why they had something she did not. My sisters and I had all four of them lined up against the wall explaining a LOT of stuff to them, from the difference in their anatomy to the fact that we really do mean it when we tell them not go to in the men's room without an adult. And my niece was getting a special talk about how she is not to go in the men's room under ANY circumstances, unless the only person around to take her to the potty was her daddy, and even then, she was to use the regular toilet.
2007-11-23 15:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by CrazyChick 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was 3, we were driving home from my mother's house. It was around 10 pm, a beautiful clear night with a full moon. She was laying down, staring up at the moon. I thought she was asleep. When we came to a stop, having arrived home, she sat up and said in a voice full of wonder, "Mama, that moon is sooo smart! We didn't even tell it where we were going and it got here the same time we did!!" I laughed until I cried!!
2016-05-25 04:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son is 5, my daughter 4. I had met James on eHarmony only a few weeks before this incident happened. We were having dinner at my house with his 20 year old daughter and her boyfriend, the kids were done and had been excused. They were off playing in the playroom. We 4 adults were chatting after dinner talk around the table, relaxing. Suddenly, I noticed my son was under the table when he hit me in the foot with something. I tried to ignore it, having guests, but my son's next move changed everything. He sucker-punched my new man in a very private area. There was an IMMEDIATE response from James, who amazingly carried my boy into the living room and only said to NEVER do that again in a very serious tone...we laugh about it now...but then...I was sure I'd lost him!!
2007-11-23 16:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by Susan 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I embarrassed the kids 1 time...nice turn around...I work nights and we were having a get together at the skating rink. I got up early and rushed there with the kids. Half asleep still my niece asked me if I would take her to the restroom. I did. After we both got done going we were washing our hands and my niece points and says "whats that"? I turn around and its a urinal....we were in the mens restroom! I said hurry up, lets get outta here!
2007-11-23 15:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by JJ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My son announced in the middle of the grocery stop that he knew how to use the potty in a very loud voice. He also told his whole class at school my real age a couple years ago.
2007-11-25 07:23:01 · answer #5 · answered by writer_darla 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So many things!! One that I will remember forever though...I was with my niece at the mall, she was about 2 years old at the time. We went to the restroom and she was in the stall with me, and someone let out some gas. She announced very loudly "That lady just farted!" Needless to say, we hurried out of there as quick as possible after we washed our hands!
2007-11-23 15:12:10 · answer #6 · answered by Jamie 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well i have 3 kids so there are plenty of embarassing moments..
one of them being.. we were at church and i was leading song service and my husband was playing an instrument,i had my kids sitting in the pews with an older cousin..well my 2 yr old decided that it would be a good idea to go up to the front of the church and pass out kleenix's to everyone..he just grabbed the box and started passing them out..i looked at my husband like'get him now'! and he put his instument down and calmly walked over and tried to get him..but my son ran around the alter the other way..so when my husband turned around the other way my son took off in the opposite direction..so they were going round and round the alter..finally my cousin caught him..it was soooo embarassing..another happened at my nieces wedding(same son)he was just learning to use the potty,and went in to the restroom by himself..during the reception he comes running out of the bathroom with his pants down around his ankles in all his glory..yelling mom i went poop!
2007-11-24 04:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by larkspur 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This time I was in church and it was time to greet people so this kid was greeting people and then the time was over twenty minutes later he goes up to the priest and greet him right in the middle of a prayer I had to swallow my laughs until the end of service
2007-11-23 19:10:51 · answer #8 · answered by liverpool fan MAN U SUCKS 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One time when i was at the grocery store with my cousin and this guy dressed in cowboy clothing gave her a dollar and said she was cute she turned to her mother and very loudly announced that " that 'yee haw' over there gave me a dollar"!!!!!
2007-11-23 16:12:52 · answer #9 · answered by la loca 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
lol i feel that one! my daughter does that sometimes if she can't hold any longer, or she will say things about peoples clothes or hair like, "that's ugly mommy, or what's that" and point to something somewhere where she shouldn't be, it is sooo frustrating she is only 3 so it is hard to tell her to quit, no matter how much i do she always seems to do it more,
2007-11-23 15:39:23 · answer #10 · answered by L.R. 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋