Harry went to the Internal Revenue for a job interview.
The interviewer looked at his resume and asked him, "Have you worked for government before?"
"Yes, I served 8 years in the army."
"Good, that counts in your favour. Do you have any disabilities?"
"I am 80% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled. It doesn't affect my ability to work."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have good news for you. I can hire you immediately. Our working hours are 8.00 to 4.00. Come on in about 10 tomorrow, and we'll get you started."
"If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?"
"This is a government agency. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch our b*lls for the first two hours. No point you coming in for that."
2007-11-23 14:03:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaaa!
omg nice one
-jaz
=P
2007-11-23 14:19:27 · answer #1 · answered by :D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pay it fast. TIGTA interviews are painful and you can end up with a compliance letter in your file for 5 years.
2016-05-25 04:07:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha
=]
2007-11-23 17:31:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just great i love your jokes R.T
hehehe
2007-11-23 16:01:40 · answer #4 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and good!
2007-11-24 04:05:49 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ya good one
2007-11-23 15:11:47 · answer #6 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many stars can I give you..... lol
2007-11-23 15:05:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha-gud one
2007-11-23 14:11:07 · answer #8 · answered by donttrustsnowmen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THIS ONE is really funny. Thanks for the big laugh!
CJ
2007-11-23 14:37:13 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah thats hilarious!star***************************
2007-11-23 14:06:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋