2007-11-23 13:29:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Grunty O I guess you will never know :))
2007-11-23 13:33:05 · update #1
A one way ticket to Greece.....................
2007-11-23 13:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Laz's Mouse here-if he was fool enough to get up in the middle of the night and line up at 3 AM waiting for the stores to open, he'd buy whatever he could grab before some blue-haired old lady knocks him down and snatches the stuff out of his bare and bloody hands!-p&l
2007-11-23 21:42:00 · answer #2 · answered by lazaruslong138 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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I always chuckle at the depictions of Jayzus. Looks like he just left a salon to appear with a 70's hair band. Doubtful, if he existed, that he bathed that often. Walking around on dusty, muddy roads...sleeping outside...but he always looks well groomed in the paintings?
2007-11-23 21:47:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He would probably buy nothing. He would probably tell the shopper's that material items can't satisfy but following him can; love and kindness are the only things that matter, don't be distracted by the glitz and glitter of this material world.
2007-11-23 21:47:29 · answer #4 · answered by Bocephus 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He would go to the local Christian Bookstore and buy those little Jesus mints and give them to all his followers for Communion this year... along with a nice Sangria. =)
2007-11-23 21:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by River 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
Jesus IS the gift, so I'd say He wouldn't need to buy anything at all.
2007-11-23 21:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JESUS is not a business owner,but HE will pray to the ALLAH for your salvation.
2007-11-24 07:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by ayubchy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Band-aids and alchol pads.
2007-11-23 23:17:04 · answer #8 · answered by batain2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would spend his whole life on you.
2007-11-23 21:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by A Voice 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"The Dawkins Delusion", by Oxford's own Alister McGrath.
2007-11-23 21:35:55 · answer #10 · answered by zeal4him 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
he would buy a case of spring water, then twitch his nose and make it into wine for the holidays!
2007-11-23 21:33:46 · answer #11 · answered by timbers 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋