do you all like this joke???
One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.
After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"
"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.
"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"
"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."
About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"
"I'm right hear Doc," he said.
"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"
"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."
A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"
"Right here docta," he said.
"Wonderful news! It's-"
"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."
2007-11-23 13:21:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad...here's i have 1 for you...
The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was
dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her
comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she
refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen.
Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift
the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount
into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her
lips. Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more.
Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to
the last drop.
"Mother", the nuns pleaded, "Please give us some wisdom
before you die". She raised herself up in bed with a pious
look on her face and said, "Don't sell that cow!"
2007-11-23 16:49:16 · answer #1 · answered by daniel*wm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-23 21:26:52 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so he had 7 or 11 kids?
2007-11-23 21:25:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone else already told this one about 5 min ago.
2007-11-23 21:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny..
Thanx for the laugh
GBU
2007-11-24 00:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i thought it was funny and i thought even some of the answers you got made me laugh
2007-11-23 21:29:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry if it hurts u,but the joke was not hilarious.
2007-11-23 21:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by 100KeepIt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then does that mean he had 711 baby's!!
2007-11-23 21:54:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!! Its funny. It took me a minute to get it!!(lol)
2007-11-23 21:29:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-23 21:25:53 · answer #10 · answered by Sweet Heart V 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋