Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, "Congratulations, sir. You're the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins Baseball team!"
Later the nurse returned and congratulated the second father on the birth of his triplets.
"Wow! That's incredible! I work for the 3M Corporation."
An hour later, the nurse returned to congratulate the third man on the
birth of his quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply, "I don't believe it! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"
After this, everyone turned to the fourth guy who had just fainted.
The nurse rushed to his side. As he slowly gained consciousness,
they could hear him mutter over and over, "I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven.
I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven.
I should never have taken that job...."
2007-11-23 13:09:47 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is more like the old chris
starred
2007-11-23 17:54:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! <3 Starred!
2007-11-23 13:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-23 13:16:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. Have a star for making me smile. Thank you.
2007-11-23 13:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by Patti C 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute!
2007-11-23 13:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by Amy J 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, aww thats so cute
i feel sorry for the mothers though
xD
here's a star**
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2007-11-23 13:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by simplycomplex 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol 7*11
2007-11-24 16:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i knew what 7- eleven was id get it
2007-11-23 13:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahah that's really funny
2007-11-23 13:15:23 · answer #9 · answered by wavves 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice
it's so good to see jokes around that aren't entirely dependent upon crude sexuality...
2007-11-23 13:13:26 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋