A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero," tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl." The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: Brave American saves life of little girl" - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: "I am a Saudi!" Then next day the newspapers say: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog
2007-11-23 13:02:34 · 12 answers · asked by daark 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
2007-11-23 13:05:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-23 21:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One dear.....
Thanx for laugh, GBU
10/10
2007-11-24 00:23:30 · answer #3 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! that IS the truth though. the american journalists always find a way to twist things around.
2007-11-23 22:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha V V fanny
2007-11-23 21:20:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great LMAO
2007-11-23 21:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
100% true.
2007-11-23 21:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
probally what would happen, lol!
2007-11-23 22:42:35 · answer #8 · answered by iluvpete96 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl very good*
2007-11-23 21:40:17 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!!!!!!!!! aha ha ha ha ha! so true and a great joke!
2007-11-23 21:10:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
2007-11-23 21:07:28 · answer #11 · answered by Sevannah D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋