Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.
"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."
2007-11-23 12:36:43 · 21 answers · asked by omeng90 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny! I've heard this joke before, but you've managed to articulate the whole joke. Great job! Definitely one to tell at parties. :)
2007-11-23 12:41:33 · answer #1 · answered by fippityfoodle@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke before but its still hilarious; something intrigues me though, the guy that threw out the refrigerator committed murder in the first degree and would have been sent to hell, and the third guy committed adultery he might have been sent to hell too. did anyone ever think about that.
2007-11-23 20:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
I don't have ADD (ADHD), like some others seem to have, so I could read the whole joke without getting lost or bored.
Any jokes over 2 lines appears to befuddle some people.
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2007-11-23 22:36:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious?
The firs guy died becase the husband thought he was hving a affair with him, but the real dude was hiding in the fridge.
Talk about hilarious
2007-11-23 22:15:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-23 21:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha HA!!!!! ive heard this one before... exept the first guy fell out with his fridge because for some reason it was covered in gorrilla glue...
2007-11-23 20:40:43 · answer #6 · answered by nadya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good...usually i don't read long drawn out jokes but this one held me to the very end...have a star!
2007-11-23 20:51:42 · answer #7 · answered by DBL-G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-11-23 20:41:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! oh, the girl was cheating on him, he was in the fridge!
2007-11-23 22:53:07 · answer #9 · answered by iluvpete96 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny! i give it a star because it made me laugh out loud...poor dudes ;]
2007-11-23 20:52:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋