Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’
"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘OK, now what?’"
2007-11-23 12:23:56 · 15 answers · asked by paske981 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if i see this joke one more time i swear.....
2007-11-23 12:48:03 · answer #1 · answered by DBL-G 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A star ! Now you have 5 !
2007-11-23 13:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-23 13:02:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funna u get a shinin star! =D
2007-11-23 14:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that was not that fanny to give u a star
but I'll give u a star
2007-11-23 13:11:53 · answer #5 · answered by daark 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i luv it, 10 stars!
2007-11-23 15:56:13 · answer #6 · answered by water lily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my answer is yes i will star it if it is funny...
...but it doesn't look like your getting a star from me.
2007-11-23 12:41:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ohhhh haha
2007-11-23 12:37:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star!
2007-11-23 14:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by iluvpete96 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old.
2007-11-23 17:52:41 · answer #10 · answered by Meatwad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolx
2007-11-23 12:45:50 · answer #11 · answered by ѕαrαн ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋