Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel
tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention,
the assembly line for the automobile, changed the world. As a
reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."
Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God,
himself." The befeathered fellow at the gate takes Ford to the
Throne Room and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, "Hey,
aren't you the inventor of Woman?" God says, "Ah, yes." "Well,"
says Ford, You have some major design flaws in your invention:
l. There's too much front end protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3. The rear end wobbles too much, and
4. The intake is placed to close to the exhaust."
"Hmmm.." replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial
Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result.
The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may
be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Henry Ford, "but
according to my Computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
2007-11-23 11:22:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmmmm! God always has the final word!
2007-11-23 12:07:08 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read it while replacing ford with Harley Davidson and his bikes, seems that the guy up there had some trouble with Ford car, or he still owns ancient FORD car. LOL
2016-04-05 05:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by Tara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl. Genius.
2007-11-23 11:31:47 · answer #3 · answered by Draquoir 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
whatever Im sure I could think of more flaws on men then just 4.
2007-11-23 11:29:17 · answer #4 · answered by lady 16 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This HAS TO get a star!
thanks for the joke!
2007-11-23 11:46:35 · answer #5 · answered by Mike 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ah ha henry ford got treated by god himself.
2007-11-23 11:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's another good one.
2007-11-23 12:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
O_o
2007-11-23 11:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! I love it!
2007-11-23 12:24:33 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol hilarious! =)
2007-11-23 12:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋