I want to know all the members of your mafia/cult. I want to know how many of you there are and I also want to see you all (your avatars).
What are you up to? What sort of wicked things are you planning?
This just proves that atheism IS a cult.
2007-11-23 11:21:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
science has never proven the existence of the atheist mafia
2007-11-23 11:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Pup. My name is DOG and I'm head of the atheist mafia. I can't tell you what sort of "wicked things" I'm planning as that would ruin the surprise. I can tell you that you're confused about the meaning of the term "cult". Atheists aren't the ones who practice ritualized cannibalism and believe in honoring gods through human sacrifice. Those are called Christians.
Hope this helps a bit ;)
2007-11-23 19:27:43 · answer #2 · answered by Dog 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No mafia just a cult that God will turn around in time to make a bad thing good.
2007-11-23 19:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Every single religion in existence today is technically a cult as defined in the dictionary.
I guess the No child left behind program can't catch 'em all.
2007-11-23 19:28:11 · answer #4 · answered by CubeScience 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
we will fedex you all of our information. We appologise for not keeping you up to date hahaha. Listen though, so there will be no surprises, tell us your penis's size so we won't embarass you in case your girl opens your mail first, ok? See, we plan to give you not only details, we plan to give you pics as well because you seem like a guy who really wants to know it all hahahhaa.
As for what we want...we want to exterminate religions. All crap is started by religions, is fueled by religions and it will never end if left to religions to deal with it. If you are a religious person we suggest you pray harder because the day when religious businesses will enjoy no more tx-free status is the day you go down...because it is all about money.
See you around and don't forget the penis remark or just erase our return address-we don't accept mail from girls like yours hahaha
2007-11-23 19:28:04 · answer #5 · answered by drumul.taberei 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If they reveal themselves then a hit would be put out on them. Hence the name Mafia
2007-11-23 19:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by Aravah 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, us Atheists are all planning wicked things for tonight, I'm making a bonfire, wanna come dance naked and chant pagan scriptures?
2007-11-23 19:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is no atheist mafia. You're paranoid.
Now don't ask again or your parents will start asking where you've gone.
2007-11-23 19:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2007-11-23 19:26:11 · answer #9 · answered by Petrushka's Ghost 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are totally a cult and im a member!! we indoctrinate our children(if we havent eaten them first), Go door to door and try to pressure others into our beliefs, and if you dont agree you are going to go to (the atheist version of hell?) Earth.**Sarcasm**
2007-11-23 19:27:24 · answer #10 · answered by Atomic New Theory 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋