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Disclaimer: I am a man. I also know how to wash clothes. Some of my male friends however, do not.

A man wanted to wash his favourite sweater, and since his wife was getting ready to go out, decided to try to wash it himself. He went into the laundry room, looked at the machine and tried to figure it out.

"Honey," he asked "what setting do I use on the machine?"

"It depends," she replied "What does it say on your sweater?"

"University of Oklahoma" he said.

2007-11-23 11:09:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Man, it's gonna be so funny if the women are the only ones who understand this!

2007-11-23 11:14:39 · update #1

14 answers

hahahahhahhahahah!!!!
that was awesome!
10/10!

2007-11-23 11:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by julia❀✿ 5 · 1 3

So the women get the old sweaters? Pullover, I love your Vee neck

2007-11-23 15:47:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Funny! 10!

2007-11-23 13:12:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1 2

because you preanswered your own question, I shall remark. a million. if you're making your own established for a Prophet, there is not any evidence. a real Prophet makes no longer one mistake, or he's meant to be stoned to lack of life. 2. i do not dissent your top to trust as you desire, neither does Almighty God, even if optimistically you'll step out area of your self, and re-examine your 12 proofs and ask your self how actual they truly sound. they'd seem little better than 12 Delusions that exist to blind your concepts to the reality of Jesus Christ. . the Infidel Smurf , regardless of the reality that brunt, exposes the nature, personality, and fruit of such beliefs With Muhammed/Allah ..there is not any Love, appreciate of human existence, compassion, dignity to women folk human beings, reconciliation to the author of heaven and Earth, purely wanted blood shed to all who gained't listen on your teachings, and total misrepresentation of Jesus the Christ.. instead, you've honor killings, beheadings of those who disagree with you, cries contained in the streets to kill infidels, (I observed the large protesters and their indicators contained in the united kingdom to kill all who would not bow to Allah).rigidity the subjugation of girls human beings to be as uneducated slaves, make contributions no longer something to the peace of the international, nor make contributions to medical or medical achievements that keep human existence. You communicate about prophet Jesus, yet do no longer something to stay with His teachings. historic past is nicely documented, consisting of the followers of Allah who flew planes into the dual Towers and the Pentegon contained in the u . s . a .. Your followers make mockery of existence by practise your little ones a thanks to behead, utilising American caricature characters to coach such violence on your youthful . optimistically you'll reassess your concepts, beliefs and understand: we will all stand earlier God to grant an account of our lives. there is purely one actual Prophet, one actual Messiah, One actual representative of Almighty God, He who's the way, the reality and the existence to those who settle for Him ....and that Jesus Christ, God Incarnate who got here to the international that the international by Him may have eternal existence. The invitation is open to all who will come to Him in faith. consisting of you. once you breathe your very last breath, you'll stand earlier Holy God, basically as I. Who will be your King....Jesus or the pretend One you call Allah who isn't God in any respect. ? you desire me lack of life.........I desire you existence...existence in Jesus Christ.

2016-10-24 23:28:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ha ha,lmao that just about sums it up.have a star

2007-11-23 11:17:31 · answer #5 · answered by ǝuoʎʞɔɐʍ 7 · 2 1

Lol reminds me of my cousin.

2007-11-23 11:41:43 · answer #6 · answered by Draquoir 5 · 1 1

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-11-23 22:34:45 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1 2

ROFLMAO! I love it! Keep 'em coming!

2007-11-23 12:29:55 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1 1

cute lol.

2007-11-23 19:25:28 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1 1

just another typical guy...

2007-11-23 11:13:33 · answer #10 · answered by ღIsrael's Mommyღ 3 · 2 1

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