A lion wakes up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He goes out and corners a small monkey and roars, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!"
Later the lion confronts a wildebeast and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified wildebeast stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his tunk and slams hinm against a tree half a dozen times, making the lion feel like it's been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion until he looks like a corn totrilla and then ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant, "Jeez, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so pis*ed off!!"
2007-11-23 10:55:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
emblebeegirl.....it's a joke!
2007-11-23 12:27:18 · update #1
LOL LOL LOL (: You are on fire tonight!!!
2007-11-23 11:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by Paulus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-06 08:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...i have 1 for you...
Naked workers
Two girls were hired to clean a big house. The owners left for work and
there was nobody home, so they decided to take their clothes off. They
worked naked for a few hours, when they heard the door-bell.
"Who is it?", one of the asked.
"It's a blind-man", answered the man from outside. Since they realized he
couldn't see them anyway, they decided to stay the way they were.
They opened the door, and the man said: "Hi, nice t1ts! where do you want
the blinds?"...
2007-11-23 16:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by daniel*wm 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
2007-11-23 11:09:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-23 13:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
truthful play to Newcastle. We purely flat-out sucked at present - our defence grew to become into vulnerable and our offence could no longer even carry the ball for greater effective than 3 seconds. as much as I dislike Joey Barton, i think of he made the tournament at present for you adult men. sturdy success with Pardew for something of your season, mate.
2016-09-30 01:32:04 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roflmao.
2007-11-23 11:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA. That is a funny lion.
2007-11-23 11:19:04 · answer #8 · answered by cynical 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaaaaa...loved it honey...thanks for the laugh...pmsl
2007-11-23 14:06:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
hey the lion had a point! :)
2007-11-23 10:59:41 · answer #10 · answered by ღIsrael's Mommyღ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
Öuch!
poor silly lion (must be blonde)hahaha
cheers
2007-11-23 11:01:20 · answer #11 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋