A blind man is describing his favourite sport, parachuting.
When asked how he is able to parachute, he says that just about everything is done for him.
"I am placed in the door with my guide dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he is asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 100m from the gound," he answers.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he is again asked.
He quickly answers, "Oh that's easy......the dog's leash goes slack."
2007-11-23 10:37:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahhahahaaaaaa....great joke honey....thanks for the laugh again...lol
2007-11-23 14:07:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-23 10:40:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Saw it coming a mile off. <_<
2007-11-23 12:39:06 · answer #3 · answered by Arther 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I don't stop laughing, I'm going to have an accident:)
2007-11-23 12:00:27 · answer #4 · answered by Paulus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-23 22:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before.
2007-11-23 10:48:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent lmao
star 4u
2007-11-23 13:48:23 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awww poor puppy
2007-11-23 10:42:34 · answer #8 · answered by younggramma 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heard something like it before sorrrrry.
2007-11-23 10:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by little star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-23 10:53:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋