A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do.
The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious, but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage. The man agrees and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him a second does and tells him to do the same thing in six hours. So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.
Suddenly the man screams, "Arrgghhhh!"
"What's the matter?" asks the wife, "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realised that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulder."
2007-11-23 09:58:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!!!That is so funny,I was feeling down but you did it you made me laugh.Geez I'm still laughing so hard I'm crying.I didn't see that one coming.Thanks.If I could give you more stars I sure as heck would.I had to come back to it today darn I still am laughing at it.Got anymore?Bring them on.HA,HA,HA,HA,Ha,HA,HA.I can't read it anymore.Here are some stars ************************************************************************************************************************************************************
2007-11-23 10:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by PatriciaLIrishladypat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-23 21:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is one of your best 10/10 + a star lol
2007-11-23 18:20:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahhahahaha
i would sue him
this is effing funny
im trying to think of a funnier joke to tell u
but nothing is coming to mind right now
:)
2007-11-23 18:03:12 · answer #4 · answered by smileprincess665 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhaaaaaa....i'll never trust the doctor again...pmsl
2007-11-23 22:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by smila 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great joke 10/10
2007-11-23 18:14:12 · answer #6 · answered by dollyk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 06:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fun e
2007-11-23 18:02:16 · answer #8 · answered by Raccoon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one ha ha ,,have a star
2007-11-23 18:05:52 · answer #9 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good one. Ha Ha! LOL
2007-11-23 18:20:47 · answer #10 · answered by Paulus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋