Ed went to see the Doctor. The Doctor asked what was wrong.
"Don't laugh!" said the patient Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient".
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied
2007-11-23 09:45:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that is effing hilarious!!!
2007-11-23 09:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow! Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then! Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please! Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen? Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!
2016-04-05 05:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Ed
2007-11-23 10:10:15 · answer #3 · answered by VanDee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-23 09:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2007-11-23 16:03:37 · answer #5 · answered by daisyyy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahh nice
2007-11-23 10:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by michaella 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Poor Ed!!
2007-11-23 10:02:21 · answer #7 · answered by Angie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was real good...
ima give u a star<3
2007-11-23 10:00:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-11-23 09:50:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats evil
2007-11-23 10:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by shill_freak 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋