When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrrhoea, not gonorrhoea."
Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big sh*t that he really was."
2007-11-23 09:29:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WELL DONE FINGERS YOU GET 10/10 PLUS
2007-11-23 09:42:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Okay you have a star as your joke was funny, not one of your best jokes but still pretty good.
2016-04-05 05:14:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-23 13:18:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Five Points!!
2007-11-23 09:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great
2007-11-23 09:59:58 · answer #5 · answered by Paulus 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-23 22:39:32 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like. Here's a star.
2007-11-23 09:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by Sa_San 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Very good
2007-11-23 09:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hahahahahaaaa...nice one honey...lmao
2007-11-23 13:58:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not bad
2007-11-23 09:33:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋