A ventriloquist comes out on stage at the comedy club, with his dummy on his lap the dummy starts telling dumb blonde jokes, and the blonde woman in the front stands up and starts yelling at him. " How dare you put down all blonde haired women like that? You should be ashamed!" Then the man starts apologizing saying " I'm so sorry ma'am I didn't mean to be offensive to anyone, after all this is a comedy club and I assure you'' then she cuts him off and says " oh no sir, NOT YOU! I was talking to that little jerk on your knee..."
2007-11-23
09:07:58
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➔ Jokes & Riddles