funny, odd, whatever the case may be .
2007-11-23 07:44:22 · 4 answers · asked by redsandman4 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Cop to speeder (after a longer than usual gap between speeders) "I've been waiting 15 minutes for you"
Speeder to cop "Well, I got here as fast as I could!"
He got off with a warning :-)
Richard
2007-11-23 09:42:32 · answer #1 · answered by rickinnocal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1976-stopped a 911 Porsche doing 100 in a 55.
he kept going to his office and pulled in. got out of my car and approached him he handed me his lic and a 100 bill under it and said that should cover it. i called a supervisor and we booked him for bribing a public official plus the speeding ticket.
2007-11-23 15:59:51 · answer #2 · answered by ahsoasho2u2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gee...officer. I looked in the mirror and thought I saw a cocky, preening, ******** who was out to get me. I did not realise that it was really you.
2007-11-23 15:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by united9198 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I thought officers didn't give tickets to good looking woman"
2007-11-23 15:50:24 · answer #4 · answered by Lawman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋