An Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack
of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband
demands.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she
replies.
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20.
Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of God, Maggie! Where the hell are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says "Well, fer the love 'o God,
'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."
2007-11-23 07:10:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man after me own heart och aye
2007-11-23 07:14:22 · answer #1 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if you find any let me know. they are very high! you could make your own if you know what to look for. go to a big and tall shop by oversize pants with baggy look and have the legs cut off and be sure and put elastic ban in cuff to finish the look.
2016-05-25 03:07:32 · answer #2 · answered by delores 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if she shaved he wouldnt need to give her the comb, tee hee.
2007-11-23 07:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-23 08:08:30 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, a right tickler.
2007-11-25 06:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. :DD
That's hillarious!
2007-11-23 07:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by !@#$%^&* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, Loved it, you put a smile on my face.
2007-11-23 07:21:43 · answer #7 · answered by greenfingers thumbs up. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
lmao
sff
lofl
where did you get that?
2007-11-23 07:21:20 · answer #8 · answered by teenage_girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
damn your hilarious for this you get a star
2007-11-23 07:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
like it.lol
2007-11-23 14:15:13 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋