2007-11-23 04:16:17 · 6 answers · asked by timssterling 4 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
Chuck Norris wins, then eats the bear after roasting it with his heat vision...
then Bruce Lee comes in and kicks the crap out of everyone
2007-11-23 04:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by THE_Sparkchaser ATL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Kung Fu master. Why? Because there are a lot of Kung Fu styles out there and unfortunately for the bear, this Kung Fu Master happens to be a master of the art of spear fighting : P
2007-11-23 14:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by Shienaran 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris
2007-11-23 04:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hopefully the bear will pass out with heavy blood loss and preferably die meanwhile master should triple somersault into a tree if possible
2007-11-24 13:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bear.
2007-11-23 05:55:42 · answer #5 · answered by Joe Mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a stupid question, and despite the saying "there are no such things as stupid questions," you're stupid for asking it.
2007-11-23 09:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋