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Sure. You know the best way to get to heaven is to diversify your investments, right? A little bit of Jesus, a little bit of Allah, a little bit of Krishna, a little bit of Ganesha, a little bit of Poseidon, some Athena, some Rhiannon, some Arianrhod, some Odin, some Thor, some Freya, and don't forget Oshun and Papa Legba. Oh, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course.

2007-11-23 03:12:54 · answer #1 · answered by catrionn 6 · 2 0

I think most christian churches would be upset if their employees shared a prophet with for example the muslims... I'd just stick with Jebus if I were you.

2007-11-23 11:12:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

They certainly should be involved in prophet sharing. They shouldn't be involved in "profit" sharing. How much of usury does God allow?

2007-11-23 11:14:29 · answer #3 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 1 0

It's hard to find an honest prophet now a days.

2007-11-23 11:11:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I pray you are not talking about profit sharing, now prophet sharing of the word of God is another story. Tell everyone about Jesus you can.

2007-11-23 12:38:41 · answer #5 · answered by victor 7707 7 · 0 1

Oh,,,hahhahahahah, funny joke.

2007-11-23 11:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by freekin 5 · 0 0

Shouldn't this be in the jokes section?

2007-11-23 11:12:29 · answer #7 · answered by Joy 4 · 0 1

If you've got the gift... :)

2007-11-23 11:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by Linda J 7 · 0 0

I hope you are not serious.


EDIT: Oh.......duh, I missed it.

2007-11-23 11:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by Higgy Baby 7 · 0 0

So clever...

2007-11-23 11:11:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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