At 72 virgins per Islamic terrorist, isn't heaven running out of virgins? Will terrorism stop when they do?

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At 72 virgins per Islamic terrorist, isn't heaven running out of virgins? Will terrorism stop when they do?

2007-11-23 01:15:19 · 5 answers · asked by bsxfn 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

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According to Muslims, when there are not enough virgins Allah reconstitutes non-virgins and makes them virgins. Yuck.

2007-11-23 01:37:43 · answer #1 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋

The great comedy may be that they don't tell you what sort of virgin you get. You might just find yourself with 72 virgin strawberry daiquiris.

Woo hoo.

2007-11-23 09:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by Beb B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Terrorism will stop when violent injustice stops.

2007-11-23 09:44:31 · answer #3 · answered by American Spirit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

*yawn*..get a life.

2007-11-23 09:40:21 · answer #4 · answered by Lamya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋

god will just make some more

2007-11-23 09:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋