An atheist was taking a walk through the woods "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster.
He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him. At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God..."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
It was then that a bright light shone down upon the man and a voice came out of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the bear a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
And the sounds of the forest resumed.
Then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful. Amen."
2007-11-23 00:54:13 · 13 answers · asked by jatin 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL enjoy the star.
2007-11-23 00:57:22 · answer #1 · answered by Jill S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has been posted at least once every one-two weeks and it doesn't get any funnier - especially considering it wasn't funny in the first place.
Seriously, going by this joke, the guy could have said "What the devil?" and Satan would have popped up. How does "Oh my god" equate to "Oh Abrahamic/Christian God, save me from this dilemma"?
2007-11-23 03:41:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star 4 u
2007-11-23 01:08:54 · answer #3 · answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.i laughed a little.Here's another- there was a man who died and was sent to hell.he said to god"why i have been sent here,i once gave 25 paise(0.25 rupee) to a poor man and i did the same thing once again. Then God replied"take 50 paise from me and go to hell.
2016-05-25 02:27:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! Nice.
2007-11-23 02:00:19 · answer #5 · answered by Kat* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell, this is much funnier! Have a star again!!
Thanks alot for the laugh!! Hahaha!!!
2007-11-23 01:02:31 · answer #6 · answered by L-kuza H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but goodie..lol..
2007-11-23 01:00:46 · answer #7 · answered by Bright 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....
keep the jokes coming...and i'd b practically throwing stard back...juz as i did for this one!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-23 01:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by Azmi R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha!
that was good!
...so...here's a star.
:0)
2007-11-23 02:03:54 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Random 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl that was awesome
star 4u my friend*
2007-11-23 01:37:37 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋