Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? -- So men can understand them
What is the difference between government bonds and men? -- Government bonds mature
What is a man's idea of helping with the housework? -- Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than women? - When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
What did GOD say after HE created man? - I can do better than this.
How do men define a "50-50" relationship? - women cook/men eat- women clean/men dirty - women iron/men wrinkle
How do men exercise at the beach? - By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.
2007-11-22 21:28:22 · 25 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one ^_^
very well said!
2007-11-22 22:00:02 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dumb Men Jokes
2017-01-14 12:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Joke Is A Joke, Some Funny Some Not Tho It Would Seem That D Has Had A Humourectomy And Only Recieved 8 TD's For Her Effort.
You Missed The Best One Though.
Why Are Women So Bad At Reverse Parking?
Because Men Tell Them That -- Is Six Inches!
2007-11-22 21:56:04 · answer #3 · answered by Paul R 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Not all blonde jokes are one liners- so here's a couple for you--------------- but can you understand them?
Three women, a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss, Ms. Taylor, left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that when their boss left, they would all leave early too. The next day, when their boss left, they did too. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Redhead went home to get in a quick workout before her dinner date. The Blonde went home, walked into her bedroom, and saw her husband in bed with her boss. So she shut the door and left. The next day, the Brunette and the Redhead talked about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again. "No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
Blonde Cowboy
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this'? Cowboy: " Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her.... and I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt,..so I did.... Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.. So I did... Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... So I did... Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of funny and says: "Now let's go to town cowboy...." So here I am.
2007-11-23 07:33:22 · answer #4 · answered by Rick Harley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so true, but i've got a blond joke thats not a 1 liner.
A blond goes into work one day and her boss finds her crying her eyes out in the staff room.
"whats the matter, are you allright"
"I got a call from my dad earlier, my mum died this morning" she says crying all the more
"Do you want to go home"
"no, im fine"
"are you sure"
"yes"
So her boss leaves her, 1/2 later he went to check on her, she was crying her eyes out again.
"whats the matter now, do you want to go home"
GULP SNIFFLE "my sister just called" SNIFFLE SNIFFLE SNIFFLE "Her mum died too!"
2007-11-23 03:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Jensen Ackles Girl (I Wish!) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God said: ''Multiply and fill the earth and subdue it.Be masters over the fish and birds and all the animals.'' ''LOOK! I have given you the seed-bearing plants through-out the earth and all the fruit trees for your food and I have given all the grasses and other green plants to the animals and birds for their food.''
2007-11-22 22:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by osi kwa stat nig afr 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
These are good and funny 10/10
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deborahv get real will ya. This is the JOKE AND RIDDLE section that your lampooning.
2007-11-22 21:58:40 · answer #7 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd be upset about this if it wasn't for that great picture of you with your titties pressed up against the glass on your 360 profile ;-) Oh and you're Scottish :)
2007-11-22 21:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha funny......but not true for all ....as all fingers are fingers but not all fingers are the same.
I dont get upset by these jokes,as I got a sense of humor and also aware of my value !
2007-11-23 00:45:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, hilarious =P
But, I think some men wont like this.
2007-11-22 21:44:13 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Love yourself☺ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Deborah, this part of yahoo Answers is for Jokes and Riddles in case you did not realize it.
Good one!!
2007-11-22 21:37:49 · answer #11 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋