Two Religious teachers meet in a hall , one a Chritisan { known as a priest } and one a Muslim { known as an Imam } . The Priest asks the Imam " Is it true you can't eat pork ? " The Imam say's yes it's against my religion and highly unhealthy . " The Imam then asks the Priest " I hear your not allowed to date or marry women is this true ? " The Priest says yes it's against my Religion . The Imam then chimes in " you should try women , there alot better then pork . "
Do you like the joke ?
2007-11-22 17:28:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I thought it was kind of funny.. but didnt have me in stitches.
2007-11-22 20:06:33 · answer #1 · answered by pinkangelak 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny!!!!!!
Here's one back at you:
HILLARY'S DEAL W/ THE DEVIL (what else?)
Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer...
"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."
Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?"
"Absolutely unlimited," the Devil asserted.
"A pandering media?" she asked.
"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do," the Devil assured.
"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my constituents?" she asked.
"Yes. All of them," the Devil answered.
Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:
"So...what's the catch?"
2007-11-23 01:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by wider scope 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but it was a priest and a rabbi in a bar and it was executed much much better, but still, kudos for trying
2007-11-23 01:48:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny and right.
2007-11-23 01:34:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but wrong.
2007-11-23 01:32:24 · answer #5 · answered by The Pope 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I liked it, and may retell it to my friends.
2007-11-23 01:37:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Didn't get the joke.
2007-11-23 01:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by Maple Sugar 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its ok
2007-11-23 01:38:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks bro
2007-11-23 02:13:45 · answer #9 · answered by pretty flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋