A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, and then returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
2007-11-22 16:49:25 · 12 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ohhhh i just luv this lol
2007-11-23 05:28:49 · answer #1 · answered by fozz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gawd Blimey
2016-12-12 18:27:16 · answer #2 · answered by hausladen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-22 17:30:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cor blimey is a exlamtion of surrprise and is a corruption of the oath god blind me. I think you'll find the expression is used as "cor look at the state of those trousers". Like the song "My old man's a dustman he wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimey trousers and he lives in a council flat" But I'm not sure if anyone knows precisely what "cor blimey trousers" are. I imagine them to be shabby, baggy, and made of corduroy.
2016-03-14 00:39:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-22 22:24:49 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of creepy that their using the kid to have that conversation but funny still.
2007-11-22 17:14:41 · answer #6 · answered by Aurora 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one
star
2007-11-22 20:17:09 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was funny
2007-11-22 17:16:07 · answer #8 · answered by i am jacks fingers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
korky
2007-11-22 21:57:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. very funny.
2007-11-22 17:02:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋